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"Too Old for the
Chorus But Not Too Old to Be a Star" at the Theatre in Old
Town Review
by Jennifer Chung (for www.sandiego.com) 09/23/2005
Getting old is a bitch. At least, that's
what it seems like in our youth-obsessed culture. And at the
beginning of "Too Old for the Chorus But Not Too Old to
Be a Star," it seems like the five aging characters are
wallowing in their own little bitch fest.
Faith (Susan Jordan) is 43 and a newly
made cliché her husband of two decades has just
run out on her for a younger woman. Glenn (David Holmes) is a
former star athlete, and James (Brian Byers) is a Rhodes scholar
executive type who's getting passed up for promotions by young
MBA techie hot shots. Bobby (Steve Anthony) is a 50-year-old
Broadway dancer who's just not getting the callbacks anymore,
and Shirley (Teri Ralston) is an aging singer who's apparently
too old to cut an album.
But the new musical revue written by Mark
Winkler, Marie Cain and Shelly Markham, now playing at the Theatre
in Old Town, isn't a pity party or an over-the-hill celebration.
It's a smart, funny and sometimes touching exploration of the
challenges and joys of aging.
The musical numbers are loosely connected
through interludes of brief exposition and hit and miss jokes.
There isn't much of a story to speak of (hey, it's a musical
revue), but the emotional arc goes from bemoaning the various
states of decline and fighting the aging process, to not only
accepting it, but also celebrating life experiences and achievements.
Some songs tackle the usual issues surrounding
the later stages in life fading memories, menopause, hints
of erectile dysfunction, former glory and the roads untraveled
but these are done with wit and style. Jordan is especially
funny as the desiccated menopausal woman, crawling about as if
in search of an oasis in the desert.
But there is also some lesser tread territory,
such as a hilarious song about radical self-improvement (i.e.,
plastic surgery) and a wistful love song to former pets in "Dog
Passages." Holmes' character marks the passing of time through
his dogs, and when he sings the lovely refrain, "And I loved
her, more than you'll ever know" the dog lovers in the audience
are bound to get a little verklempt.
One of the most satisfying pieces is the
father-son duet "The Child Is Father to the Man." Byers
and Holmes are son and elderly father who have grown "awkwardly
polite and cool." The actors play off each other well, with
an air of humor, regret, sincere love and affection, along with
anger seething just beneath the surface. Byers and Holmes are
the strongest singers among the talented cast and present some
beautiful harmonies in this number.
The mostly cabaret-style music, provided
on opening night by Lisa Lemay (sitting in for Mark Danisoszky)
on keyboards, Danny King on percussion and Kevin Cooper on bass,
is spare and intimate appropriate for the less than 250-seat
theater. Yet all the actors wore microphones. Though they were
amplified to various degrees at different times, it seemed unnecessary
with their uniformly powerful voices.
Each performer gets particular moments
to shine one of Ralston's comes near the end of the first
act in "The Road Not Taken," in which her character
questions the path she might have taken in life, not regretfully,
but with curiosity. In this number her voice soars, and she makes
it apparent that she needs no amplification. Yet in later songs
her voice is a bit uneven playful, serene and bluesy at
times, but not always hitting the mark on the higher notes.
Byers gets to show off his comedic talent
and white guy dancing skillz in "I'm Mad as Hell,"
a crackup hip hop spoof where an apparently rhythm-less, middle-class
white guy who's really got nothing to be angry about rides that
mad scrilla train all the way to the crib. Or something.
Anthony and Jordan are the obvious dancers
in the group, and at one point do the samba. But it's Anthony,
who also choreographed the show, that gets to wow the audience
with some incredible tap dancing.
Paula Kalustian directs the production
with high energy and resourcefulness, using a very simple set
consisting of five revolving panels with cutouts in each panel.
Still, songs come at almost breakneck speed and there are a few
transitions that feel clumsy or forced. And it wouldn't hurt
to lose one or two songs that feel out of place anyway, like
"Crush."
Still, these are minor issues in an enjoyable
evening for people of all ages. Paying homage to "A Chorus
Line," alluded to in the title, these "geezers"
kick up their heels in the final number and prove they're young
enough at heart for just about anything. The production has a
relatively limited engagement it's scheduled to close Jan.
1 in a theater known for lengthy runs (their "Forever
Plaid" ran nearly forever). But it certainly looks like
this "Chorus" has got legs.

' Too Old ' finds
its vitality in the cast's fine performances
By Anne Marie Welsh - THEATER CRITIC - September 26, 2005
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| Like all the past-50
people of "Too Old," Faith (Susan Jordan, center),
Glenn (David Holmes, left) and James (Brian Byers, right) discover
their "Potential." (Photo by: CRISSY PASCUAL / Union-Tribune) |
In his bittersweet "Follies"
and "Company," composer Stephen Sondheim could create
a mood of rueful recollection with a tune. The new "Too
Old for the Chorus, But Not too Old to Be a Star" at the
Theatre in Old Town trades in a simpler, jokier kind of middle-age
angst. But in its best moments, the show approaches Sondheim's
sophisticated mixed emotions in a form, like his, that's more
than a revue but less than a traditional musical.
Whenever Teri Ralston as knowing, forgetful
Shirley takes the stage, she deepens a show that more often proves
predictable in its eagerness to entertain.
A Broadway veteran from the original 1970
cast of "Company," Ralston owns a big vocal range
from tremulous soprano to a deep, jazzy growl. But it's her command
of emotional nuance through phrasing and dynamics that lifts
her solo numbers to a kind of showbiz bliss. And she possesses
that innate star quality that modern dancer Martha Graham nailed
when she immodestly proclaimed "The center of the stage
is where I am."
A gracious beauty with great legs, Ralston
is no ham though, and she's not alone in a strong and varied
cast. David Holmes brings nebbishy charm and potbellied warmth
to Glenn, a loyal hubby and canine-lover whose "Dog Passages"
proves one of the more ingenious numbers in this latest venture
by director Paula Kalustian and her producing partner Jill K.
Mesaros.
Their Miracle Theatre Productions teamed
with the original Los Angeles writers Marie Cain, Mark Winkler
and Shelly Markham, to birth this still uneven hybrid.
Song-and-dance man Steve Anthony, whose
life story was one of many immortalized in "A Chorus Line,"
draws from a deep well in his portrayal of Bobby, a stage gypsy
who no longer gets call-backs. In his choreography, Anthony borrows
from Michael Bennett's "Chorus Line" imagery, creating
a clever visual shorthand for the show's core metaphor
five past-50 characters growing too old for the chorus line of
life.
Anthony solos elegantly, too, in a tux-and-mirrors
number that calls to mind both Fred Astaire and the great black
rhythm tappers who preceded him.
Though her role as Faith is too narrowly
conceived around menopause jokes, ebullient Susan Jordan is good
company as a dumped wife who reinvents herself. And despite his
few chances to shine, Brian Byers leaves a poignant afterglow
as starchy James, a Harvard man denied promotion when technology
leaves him behind.
"I need a tutor/to use a computer,"
he laments in "I'm Mad as Hell," a Bill Gates-bashing
rap that anyone with techno-savvy kids (aren't they all?) will
find uproarious.
Advertisement The writing in "Too
Old for the Chorus" gets off to a slow and shaky start with
so many AARP and Barcalounger jokes the company at first seems
a bunch of Yuppies whose self-involvement has turned sour. But
once the warm-up's past and individuals begin to emerge
especially Ralston's Shirley and Holmes' Glenn several
songs become true character studies that nuzzle their way toward
the heart.
From the lyrics of "The Road Not Taken,"
Ralston spins a poignant tale of a contented woman who now and
again wonders about the boy she left behind. And in her bluesy
"Age is Just a Number," Ralston brings the show to
a climax that makes the finale feel like an afterthought.
A farcical plastic surgery romp, shrewdly
staged by Kalustian, serves as the show's comedic high point,
while a couple of generic tunes "Latebloomers Samba"
and the men's anthem "Invisible/Invincible" deserve
the cutting room floor.
The arc of "Too Old For the Chorus,
But Not Too Old To Be A Star" is predictably optimistic;
the show ends with an upbeat, glass-is-half-full tune titled
"Potential. Given the show's enthusiastic reception during
Friday night's opening, it's already found its audience; with
rewrites to make each character as individual as Shirley and
Glenn, "Too Old For the Chorus" could find its artistic
"Potential" too.
Writers:
Mark Winkler, Marie Cain and Shelly
Markham. Development: Paula Kalustian and Jill
K. Mesaros. Director: Paula Kalustian. Choreography:
Steve Anthony. Musical supervision: Shelly
Markham. Costumes: Jill K. Mesaros.
Set: David Fredrick Weiner. Lighting:
Jeff Fightmaster. Sound: Chris Luessman. Arrangements:
Geoff Stradling. Musical direction: Lisa Lemay.
Cast: Steve Anthony, Brian Byers, David Holmes,
Susan Jordan, Teri Ralston.
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"Too Old For the Chorus, But
Not Too Old To Be a Star"
7:30 p.m. Tuesday-Thursday;
8 p.m. Friday; 3 and 8 p.m. Saturday; 3 and 7 p.m. Sunday, through
Jan.1.
The Theatre in Old Town, 4040 Twiggs St.Old Town
$30-45, with discounts for students, seniors and military.(619)
688-2494 or theatreinoldtown.com
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' Too Old ' celebrates,
parodies midlife ups and downs
By: PAM KRAGEN - Staff Writer - September
28, 2005

In the musical theater world, actors are
"old" long before they reach middle age. So it's a
treat to see such a talented group of midlife actors getting
a chance to shine in Theatre in Old Town's "Too Old for
the Chorus, But Not Too Old to Be a Star."
Led by Broadway veterans Teri Ralston and
Steve Anthony, the pleasant two-act musical revue celebrates
and satirizes the ups and downs of those challenging years that
culminate in AARP membership. There are songs about menopause,
divorce, long-term relationships, caring for elderly parents,
spreading waistlines, plastic surgery, late-life regrets and
career obsolescence.
While all of the songs in the show by Mark
Winkler, Marie Cain and Shelly Markham are a bit too tonally
similar, the lyrics are fresh, frank and inventive.
"Lunch Hour Lift," for example,
includes the lines "He'll stick a needle in my butt and
suck out the fat" and "He'll carve a couple pounds
of bacon off my hooters." Not exactly Hammerstein or Hart,
but funny and contemporary.
Three songs itemize the unpleasant symptoms
of menopause (hot flashes, dry mouth and night sweats), and a
fourth lets the men in the cast sing about their own menopausal
symptoms (midlife crises, more hair in the ears than on the head,
and reduced ---- er ---- function).
A more subtle number celebrates a decades-long
marriage that has stood the test of time. And the rowdy rap song
"I'm Mad as Hell," finds three older men upset about
their displacement from the workplace by less-experienced college
grads.
It's the kind of poignance and tongue-in-cheek
humor that many audience members will easily relate to, and it's
delivered exceptionally well by the five-member cast.
Ralston leads the cast as Shirley, a 50-something
retiree who gave up her nightclub singing career to focus on
her husband and grandkids. Ralston's Broadway credentials are
impressive. She starred in the original Broadway productions
of "Company," "A Little Night Music, "The
Baker's Wife" and "Home Again, Home Again," and
the years have been oh-so-kind to her. She's lovely, fit, and
her voice is in excellent shape. Her bittersweet ballads ----
"The Road Not Taken" and "Quiet Fire" ----
are the best-sung numbers in the show.
Leucadia resident Anthony (who also spent
many years on Broadway) weaves some of his own life experiences
into the role of Bobby, an ex-Broadway dancer whose age and aching
knees have made it hard to land jobs. One of the original 22
dancers whose life stories became "A Chorus Line,"
Anthony shows he can still hoof it with style in a terrific tap
number "When 50 Wore a Tux."
A few numbers in the show even parody the
closing scenes of "A Chorus Line," but this time the
godlike, unseen casting director in the director's booth doesn't
want any of the older, gray-haired and balding actors lined up
on the Old Town stage.
Susan Jordan gets the funniest role in
the show as Faith, a menopausal, 43-year-old ex-beauty queen
whose husband has left her for a younger woman. Her big numbers
are "Menopause Cycle, Parts 1-3," where she sings,
dances, crawls around on all fours and collapses while describing
the unpleasant side effects of the "change of life."
Brian Byers gives a low-key, natural performance
as James, a bitter, divorced executive whose best years are clearly
behind him. Despite a Harvard MBA, James is slowly being squeezed
out of the workforce by younger, technology-savvy workers. Although
"Too Old for the Chorus" aims to be uplifting and celebratory,
it also occasionally touches deeper, as it does with James. There
is no resolution or happy ending for James. His eventual layoff
seems a foregone conclusion, and that's a reality that many middle-aged
workers now face.
In marked contrast to James is Glenn, a
long-ago "big man on campus" who has contentedly settled
into middle age with a paunch, a bald pate and a happy marriage.
Glenn is pleasingly portrayed by David Holmes, and his sweet
songs are most enjoyable.
Paula Kalustian's breezy direction keeps
the show moving, and Anthony's choreography is tight. Jill K.
Mesaros designed the age-appropriate costumes, and Lisa LeMay
is the show's musical director (accompaniment is a simple piano,
bass and drum ensemble).
The production runs two hours, 10 minutes,
with intermission and is suitable for all ages.

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